i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
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me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
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It’s Doctor Who Day! We want to see your set up for the season finale of Doctor Who: The Name of the Doctor!We all know how Saturday morning is going to be starting for Whovians this week.
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Perspective.
THIS GIF IS PISSING ME OFF RIGHT NOW
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im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.
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team-free-will-and-the-impala:
“gettin’ real tired of your shit pooh”
This is one of my most favourite things ever
Pretty sure I’m Rabbit
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